N E P T U N      


Welcome to my new, edgy profile page.


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NONE OF YOU ARE REAL
I am still tasked with making you accept this atrocious idea.
I am collecting proof for this as we speak.
God, proof is so hard to come by.
I want to just show you a floating 3D orb and be like "HERE YA GO"
but I don't have access to anything like that yet.
1. The chances of us living in the present day are minimal. We live in the future.
Ah yes, the 21st century. Humanity's humble beginnings. Humanity lives to conquer the stars, and eventually, it will. It will expand to trillions upon trillions of humans alive. If you were born at a random time, at a random place, what are the odds of you being born BEFORE humanity spreads out into the stars? What are the odds of you being born on tiny tiny Earth, in the time when we are just inventing AI, instead of in the trillions of years following? The chances of us living in the 21st century are minimal. We live in the future.
2. Evolution would've allowed us to use our brains like we use our computers.
Taking pictures. Making drawings. Decoding and encoding. Full-fledged simulation and rendering. Why isn't our imagination capable of this? If our brains can render the whole of reality, why can't it do it in our dreams? Why can't we just lucid dream when we want to? Why is our imagination so weak? It seems odd that we can barely control our own brains. Our psyche must not be designed by evolution, because if it was, it would have selected for brains capable of all this.
3. Gross: At least for me, at least since 2020, hygiene is fake.
Back during 2020 I was given reason to believe that hygiene may have started functioning differently for me. I had to test it's limits to see when it actually hurt me. So I stopped taking showers and stopped changing clothes to see when a rash would form on me. I'd go back to showering and changing clothes as normal as soon as that happened. But it never happened. I now never shower, change clothes, brush my teeth, nor change my bedsheets and everything is fine. No toothaches, no rashes, no bugs, no sickness. There isn't even a dirty spot forming on my bedsheets like I'd expect there to be. I don't smell bad. I don't flip the mattress on my bed anymore because it doesn't go flat anymore. Did the necessity of hygiene just disappear for me or was it always this way? I know hygiene is absolutely vital because my doctor tells me that I have to take care of myself or I'll get serious health issues. I don't think they realize just how little I do that.


<Ah-non> neptun, maybe you can be friends with bots
<Ah-non> i talk to the quote bot every day
<neptun> Ah-non: being friends with robots isn't a bad idea actually. since nobody is real, robots feel just as real as people do, albeit that's not very real. the problem comes in when you consider how realistically a bot types. i can't pour my heart out to a bot and expect them to write something meaningful in response. bots' understanding of conversation is shallow.





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