Adrian - River God

Adrian is confirmed 50% zombie, 50% whore.


Adrian is the bloody wreckage of the post-postmodern era, an explosion of gore splattered across time.

Adrian is a super cool gypsy-descended friend of Rachel!! He was one of her roommates for about a year, but he moved away to Colorado. :( But now he's back, and he seems to have a couple new members in his daemonic legion! Nope, gone again. Adrian is known for his zany antics and neurotic episodes. Has been seen nibbling on people and screaming violently when tickled.
Frequently molested by Tim. He has a skill specialty in imaginary friends. His penis is of average length and above-average girth. He is too much of a sissy for butt sex, even though he promises he's 1/3 bitch.

Adrian loves make pretend
Adrian loves candy
Adrian loves what
Adrian hates devnill

OH GOD HELP HE'S MOLESTING ME
HE"S SITTING RIGHT BEHIND ME
KISSING ME AND BREATHING ON ME, TALKING IN SOME OTHER LANGUAGE
RUBBING HIS NOSE ON ME AND TALKING INT OMY HEAARMPIT
FF MY ARMPUITTTTTTTTT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA HE'S TOUCHING MY LEG
FUCK

oh man, now he's distracted by hugs. we're good. In the year 2000, he was still schizophrenic. He didn't even do drugs.

Adrian even cuts the arms off all his shirts so he can pretend he's a rogue.


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Several hours later...

Adrian keeps throwing up, it sucks. :(
This is why you shouldn't do drugs, kids.

His current HPPD rating is: 5, though he can add or subtract to this score for one scene by spending glamour on a one-for-one basis, up to a maximum of his Wyrd score. By spending two points of glamour, he can raise another person's HPPD rating by one point per success on a contested roll of Presence + Wyrd - target's Composure.

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