big what is cool?
<span class='strike'>cool is the future, where the pages all load the cool counter.
with compatible markup</span>
HIT COUNTERS, HOWEVER, ARE NOT COOL
Y'see, coolness is an important thing. When you help out with wetfish, you're a cool person. And every once in a while, Rachel has these things called 'resources' which she tends to 'allocate'. If you happen to be interested in your very own sandbox server for us all to play on, try to be a cool kid.
Computers are pretty cheap these days, and it doesn't need to be anything fancy. Some extra local storage space and a whole bunch of weird features to organize your SHIT.
Coolness sounds pretty cool. I think I'm going to be cool now.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
fish://HELP'>WANNA BE COOL? HELP!!!!!!!
However, coolness is an ouroboros forever devouring its own soul, leaving a void of nothing but misery, longing, and despair. We are all taught to want to be cool, but coolness always comes at the expense of your own true self, your own truth. Coolness is hence self-desecration.
Instead seek to be useful.
Unless, of course, you're the kind of person who's cool by virtue of not giving a fuck what others think.