Colorado is the evil state which stole Barb and thus all of Clifton Park's acid, and which is now formerly has stolen your Adrian. Fortunately, Adrian exists entirely online, and will bounce back and forth between there and you 100,000,000 times a second. On a completely, totally, 100% unrelated note, Colorado is where Abigail lives.

Medicinal weed is legal here, so super high-quality ganja is available easily at super-low prices. Also, hippies are here, and they would be glad to smoke with you. Also, mountains are here, so you can get really, really fucking high. lol.

Everyone in Colorado is into hiking, skiing, snowboarding, bicycling, recycling, and small businesses. Adrian has not seen a Wal*Fuck since January, in New York.