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Clifton Park covers exits 8 through 10 on the Northway, and is where the Shenendehowa Central School District is located, which is responsible for turning out people like us.
Clifton Park nightlife is centered around a 24-hour Wal*Fuck and a few gas stations. There used to be a 24-hour Denny's, where the awesome staff would smoke blunts and feed you for free. When it closed, 200 people who had enjoyed themselves over the years showed up to party, and left with the ENTIRE BUILDING, one painting, box of chicken wings, urinal, STD or brick for every man, woman and child.
There's a place called Northern Lights where bands go to get yelled at by people on too much coke.
God does not lay His pure gaze upon Exit 10.
Clifton Park was a big fucking farm 50 years ago, and still has zoning laws from that time. All properties must be kept 50% undeveloped, resulting in forests twisting around every part of the town, even in the commercial center. The Man is currently waging his eternal war against nature, turning more and more of the Happy Trails into offices and office supply stores. The availability of woods means it's always easy to run from the police when you get caught walking in parks and cemetaries after hours.
Clifton Park is also known for its majestic trailer parks, such as Turf, where bad people go when they die.
A recent demographic survey of the 100% white population found them posing as the following ethnicities:
Black 83%
Asian 16%
White 0%
Pacific Islander 1%