Notable Quotes
<rachel> start a community
<rachel> a food not bombs chapter
<qeeg> rachel, you know i'm FAR too abrasive and aggressive to do that shit lol
<rachel> wow so you even recognize that you have a shitty personality
<ceph> qeeg I believe you may have Little Bitch Disorder
Qeeg Facts!
- Qeeg believes that people who still prefer monogamy after apt exposure to polygamy need therapy.
- If Qeeg had a deathnote, she would rule like Light Yagami. "But I would only kill elites" -- Qeeg (see below)
- Qeeg thinks rape is way worse than murder. (see below)
- Qeeg has a scat-eating fetish.
- Qeeg corrects other people's spelling preferences.
If Qeeg ruled the world
21:49 <neptun> qeeg[m]: if you could rule like light yagami did, would you?
21:50 <qeeg[m]> yes, though i would only target those in positions of power
21:50 <neptun> interesting
21:50 <qeeg[m]> not petty criminals and shit, but like, actual elites
21:50 <qeeg[m]> i'd probably start with the billionaires and most powerful politicians
21:51 <qeeg[m]> they'd also be WAY easier to target since their names AND faces are all public lol
21:51 <neptun> i think death is a heavy punishment, even if it is only sleep. you miss out on a lot...
21:51 <qeeg[m]> heavy crimes deserve heavy punishments :/
21:52 <qeeg[m]> and damn near ALL of the us elite has some heavy crimes in my book lol
21:52 <qeeg[m]> i'd also target mofos like rupert murdoch lol
21:52 <qeeg[m]> because it's not as fast
21:53 <qeeg[m]> and sometimes not even as effective
21:54 <qeeg[m]> even though i'd probably be killing literally millions, i'm not a monster. i don't want people's punishments to go on forever. i just want to nip the threat in the bud as quickly and efficiently as possible
21:57 <qeeg[m]> also, i'd be pairing this with like, decriminalizing possession of ANY drug, and even legalizing DISTRIBUTION of any drug, as long as it's only done by licensed medical professionals for some drugs, and also legalizing things like polyamorous marriage, making legal name/gender marker changes WAY easier for trans people, to the point where they don't have to have parents' permission if they're under 18, or have even started hrt yet
21:57 <qeeg[m]> i mean, how the FUCK is a trans kid legally changing their name and gender going to hurt them?
21:57 <qeeg[m]> *or haven't even started hrt yet
21:58 <qeeg[m]> i mean, if they end up not liking their new name or gender or both, they can just change it again lol
21:58 <qeeg[m]> i'd also make sure that non-binary identities are respected on all government ids and shit too
21:59 <qeeg[m]> i'd make it to where a government official INTENTIONALLY misgendering someone is a crime, and institute a 3 strike rule on that as well, where if they do it 3 times, it's a death sentence
22:00 <qeeg[m]> i'd also MAKE SURE that things like how racism ACTUALLY IS in the us and the fact that gay and trans people exist and are normal, are taught in ALL us schools, both public AND private
22:01 <qeeg[m]> the facts of how racism actually is in america are called "Critical Race Theory" or CRT by conservatives btw, and those same conservatives often don't even realize what CRT even is lol
22:01 <neptun> qeeg[m]: you could nip the problem of poverty in the bud by simply killing anyone who falls into or is in poverty
22:01 <qeeg[m]> no lol
22:01 <qeeg[m]> instead, i'll kill the rich and forcibly redistribute their funds to the poor
22:02 <qeeg[m]> also killing all poor people doesn't actually solve the problem, it just hurts people who encounter it
22:02 <qeeg[m]> *who encounter it even more
22:03 <qeeg[m]> oh, i'd also make things like starving your child or beating them for being gay or trans a death sentence for any parents that do that shit
22:03 <qeeg[m]> and put the kids of those parents in foster care
22:04 <qeeg[m]> seriously, all kids deserve parents, but not all parents deserve kids
22:04 <qeeg[m]> hence why i'd also make it to where all people who want to become parents are LEGALLY REQUIRED to get parenting licenses first
22:05 <qeeg[m]> anybody who doesn't, and tries to have kids, will be forced to have those kids aborted if they're still pregnant with them, or if the kids are already born, the kids will be removed from their parents' custody until they get parenting licenses
22:05 <rach[m] authoritarian af
22:05 <qeeg[m]> and the curriculum all parents would be REQUIRED TO GO THROUGH for those licenses would be EXTENSIVE
22:06 <qeeg[m]> rachel (irc): sometimes authoritarianism is good mate
22:06 <qeeg[m]> anyway, that curriculum would include things like "not seeing your children as property and instead as actual fucking human beings" and "how to raise a teenager"
22:07 <qeeg[m]> that second lesson is one my parents SORELY fucking needed btw
22:07 <qeeg[m]> they basically became emotionally and mentally abusive when i became a teenager, whereas they were great parents before :/
22:09 <qeeg[m]> oh, and i'd also make it to where both parents of a fetus have legal rights to have that fetus aborted, to avoid any situations where the mother prevents a father who she tried to force into having kids, and who never WANTED kids, from having the kids aborted
22:09 <qeeg[m]> which has apparently happened before
22:10 <qeeg[m]> seriously, i've heard of a mother making her partner fuck her raw, and then locking them in with her legs when they cum, and then REFUSING to get an abortion because "abortion is murder"
22:10 <qeeg[m]> well, forcing your partner to have kids with you is rape, how about that?
22:11 <qeeg[m]> and i personally think rape is WAY worse than murder
22:11 <qeeg[m]> disregarding the fact that abortion isn't murder anyway