Humans and apes alike agree, POOP is the archetype for funny! It's very important for gay sex because it is butt lube.

Don't eat it, as the results of eating poo may include:
• Loss of your pooping permissions.
• Death.
• Now you're Photoshoped--you're no longer really real.

Regardless of all this, poop can be a fun, entertaining, and educational activity for both you and your white, suburban, middle-class family. Why, practically everybody in the suburbs wants to eat a shit sandwich.

...and they do.