Moonshine is the transmodern sublimation of Art Nouveau, and the only one who was right all along.

Moonshine is a cat! He likes to have gay wrestling matches with Grim. Some people say he smells, but he washes himself regularly. I've watched! He goes lick lick lick rub lick lick rub lick lick rub lick lick lick rub lick rub lick lick lick rub lick lick look around lick lick lick rub lick rub lick lick rub lick rub rub lick lick lick rub rub rub lick lick lick lick lick rub lick lick lick rub rub rub lick. ALL OVER HIS FACE!

Then... flick flick look down sniff sniff sniff sniff look at Tim lay down look around MOOON! Tim goes pat pat pat. Pat pat pat pat pat pat pat. 'Yeah. No. I'm too stoned.' Moon fucker! Meanwhile Grim is passed the fuck out. Flick flick flick flick flick look at Tim flick flick MOON! FLICK flick flick MOOOON Moon! flick flick flick sniff sniff sniff drums.

MOONSHINE HAS LOST HIS BALLS!!! THEY'RE NOW BEING PROCESSED IN A GLUE FAACTORYq!!qqQ111

Then he went missing for a few months, BUT NOW HE"S BACK! Rachel fucking caught him in mid air. He currently resides at Justin and Ashley's apartment.