Maddy is a crazy hippie, girlfriend female of dave. Her life's goal is to go through a worm hole. Anything can happen through a worm hole.

Your life is a wormhole, your whole life just got sucked into it. That's what a wormhole is, from one place to another. TALKIN' 'BOUT WORMHOLES.

'What if you fucked that bitch in the ass right now with a pickle? That's a fucked up wormhole.'

You know what would be cool if you could make a paper mache city, a whole like table full of people with wormholes coming out of their chests. Different wormholes interconnecting and shit. With different colours for different emotions. That'd be cool. Meanwhile Mike spaces out.

'I didn't realize how ridiculous I sounded.'

Maddy loves wormholes, drinking, smoking, playing cards, it's not even like that, that just sounds like stupid! Okay? I just love! I just love to sit down at a table with all my friends, all smoking cigarettes, drinking beers, and just loving it. I sound like an idiot all the time. I ALSO LOVE DRUGS!!! I also love breathing, and drinking water, and eating food at least twice a day. 'OH SHIT! I remembered another thing I love, super nintendo.'