Hippie Dave is Italian at heart, Irish in his liver, and nigger in his dick. He's never done DOM. Hippie Dave likes to yell. Hippie Dave likes to break shit. Normally found in the typical hippie habitat: the livingroom couch.

WHO LEFT THE CRUST? HALF THE FUCKING BREAD CRUST!! WHO DIDN'T EAT IT? YOU CAN'T HANDLE DOUBLE DAVE.

'Well, at least the hallucinations stopped.'
      ~ Dave on being fucked up

'You keep looking at my penis.'
'I see you with your pants unbuttoned, I know you're a freak. I'd fuck you doggystyle, give you a reacharound.'
      ~ Dave on fucking Adrian

'Get me a beer while you're out there motherfucker! My blood's thinnin!'
'Alcohol is a blood thinner, Dave'
'Depends on the blood.'
      ~ Dave on Alcohol

His current HPPD rating is: 5