Watertown is a city in upstate New York, full of C.O.W.s and Fort Drum people, who are generally in the army and are terrible.

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History
Nobody cares. But, if you insist...

In the 1800's, settlers... um... settled there. Despite the land being less than ideal, they were pretty sure the Black River would be awesome.

And, rightfully so. Until the mid-20th century, the city had become the Dunder Mifflin of New York. At this point, however, deindustrialization caused anyone with even a basic level of knowledge to leave, which Northern New York citizens are still a bit butthurt about.

Current day Watertown is home mostly to army wives and roaming murders of crows.

Geography
Who gives a fuck? You? Okay...

The soaring Adirondacks, the finger lakes, and the majestic St. Lawrence River--none of these jewels adorn Watertown.

The city is seated in a region commonly referred to as a "swamp." And, cut in two by the Black River, a whitewater hot spot that isn't really that polluted any more.

Climate
Goddamn cold.

Demographics
Racist fucks.

Education
None to speak of.

Points of interest
Give up and kill yourself?

Economy
Nope.