Wetfish Theme Song

In 2010 TheSaladCaper made a joke theme song for Wetfish. It was short and sweet but hilarious due to the relevance of the lyrics to the members at the time. In 2014 we tried to commission a new artist to make an updated version, but none of the lyrics were relevant to the community so the project was put on hold. Now we've taken the time to create a new theme song for Wetfish, but we made sure to come up with the lyrics first.

The vision is to create a theme song to be similar to the original, starting out with the same lyrics and musical style, and then transition into a freestyle rap.

Inspiration

Lyrics
[Acoustic / Ukulele intro]
Hey everybody there's a place on the internet
You'll meet some real cool people
You'll make some new friends

We've got a chat room and plenty of girls
Just don't look down their pants!

We love the same things that you do
So come on do not miss this chaaaaance!

[Breakdown]
ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
damn son where'd you find this?
SATAN GUIDE MY COCK
mlg airhorns and hitmarkers
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUDY
Current Mood: Infuriated

[Bass drop]
We got chats (hard)
We got nerds (hackin)
We got brown (bitches)
We've got everything you need on the world wide web

Our shit's been encrypted since before Edward Snowden
Everything's glitched but we're sure it ain't broken

Oh you're new? What do you do?
Where are you from? Don't be rude
Dox yourself. Post some nudes

Have you met Fiolina, Topkek, and Fishy too?
Gonna get yiffed and make a comic outta you

We assimilate communities wherever we go
Stealing members from Soupwhale, minus the blow

MITCH HELP, another netsplit?
This is the big one boys, we're done for
(sound of fredryk phox dying)

We got riot (matrix)
We got mumble (stephers)
We got discord too (eww)
We've got everything you need on the world wide web

Time for a history lesson. There was an election, they said
Doates vs Wittle, but one of 'em would rather be dead

Oh well, I guess it's time to go to Devan's Heaven (AUUUGH)
Except he didn't even finish his first programming lesson

There's an anime club, a pizza club too
Our dough is rising, just like our lemons do

Saving our roaches for our roaches out in the third world
Gotta make some robots before society gets unfurled

We got a wiki (edits)
We got a forum (posts)
We got an app (pics)
We've got everything you need on the world wide web

[Nearly silent outro]
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...
...

Ahhhh time for my third wank


Notes
The acoustic intro should be simple and instrumental, an homage to the original theme song.
The breakdown would just be a bunch of effects and weird meme sound clips.
The actual song should be a bass driven rap song. Shake that subwoofer.
We could either create a parody of an existing song or create a totally custom song.
If we end up making a parody of an existing song the lyrics would probably need to be adjusted to fit the beat.

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