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or run it on Linux with wine!

This video game made was by Someone. It is by far the most intense wetfish experience ever. Try it out
but wear a diaper because YOU'LL SHIT YOURSELF

Testimonials
"It's like a fever dream" ~*~ Qwan

About

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richjkl: THE ADVENTURE! is an intense simulation experience following the life of wetfish co-founder richjkl. The game begins with richjkl lying awake in his room, completely naked. A putrid stench hangs in the air with small drips of urine occasionally falling from his circumcised penis. Armed only with a giant dildo, he beats his mother and pet cats to death for a few gold coins. In the kitchen, richjkl is met by an old friend Timrod, but that doesn't stop his reign of terror. DILDO 2 THE FACE

Still naked, the rampage continues outside, in DA STREETZ where richjkl is confronted by black people polishing their spinning rimz. Intense gun battles ensue where you, THE PLAYER must weave through destruction to defeat their boss phooka. EAT STAPLES BLACKIE

By level three, richjkl heads to the highway fueled on a diet of pure adrenaline. Using his super strength to jump over oncoming traffic he travels at speeds of miles per hour. Where exactly he's headed is unsure but one thing is: no one is safe, not even a dump truck. BAM DILDO BAM

Exiting the highway in Boston, richjkl's role turns from evil tyrant to warrior of justice. The city is covered in glowing, LED adorned contraptions with batteries and wires. Being a rational free thinking spirit and judging by their sinister appearance, richjkl determines they are bombs and the city must be protected. RING RING TELEPONE 2 THE FACE

After some much needed shopping on eBay, richjkl heads to NBC headquarters to deal with an ongoing legal battle between Wetfish and NBC. The negotiations take a turn for the worse when NBC's head of legal affairs starts shooting lasers out of his mouth. richjkl has no choice but to show Mr. Fitzpatrick who the real Hiro is. LOL INSIDE JOKES

The final chapter nears when a potential investor approaches wetfish. A man named Towercat wants to see the community blossom into that beautiful mindscape everyone always dreamed of. At the last moment, Towercat changes his mind and refuses any contributions to Wetfish. Distraught, richjkl exacts his revenge by beating the shit out of Towercat and taking all his money to buy a foreskin.

GAME OVER, THE END, YOU WIN

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richjkl: THE ADVENTURE comes integrated with an advanced equipment management system


When you win, it's INTENSE


RECORD TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!