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Bots should respond to hearing "!bots" or ".bots" by announcing their bot-nature, the name of their caretaker, and something about how they are built.
| BOT | OWNER | command prefix | comments |
| fishy | rachel | ! | the official housekeeping bot |
| eevee | Weazzy | ~ | |
| Honk | ceph | ? | |
| Mozai | Mozai | ! | irc client autoresponder |
| topkek | kate | . | alive for now (2023-06) |
| diffuser | kate | . | dead for now (2023-06) |
List of commands
| command | who | description |
| !8ball QUESTION | Mozai | ask the oracle a yes/no question |
| ~8ball QUESTION | eevee | ask the oracle a yes/no question |
| ~c MATH STUFF | eevee | calculator |
| .c MATH STUFF | topkek | calculator |
| .diffuse "prompt" | diffuser | autogenerate AI art with the given prompt; .diffuse help for more |
| ~downy | eevee | emit an emoji of a happy dimwit face |
| ?forecast WHERE | Honk | say four lines of weather fortune-telling |
| ?g SEARCH | Honk | blurt out a random Google search result |
| .g SEARCH | topkek | search for the given term on DuckDuckGo, return top result |
| ~gif TEXT | eevee | search for a GIF image matching the TEXT |
| .gif SEARCH | topkek | search for a GIF (using Google Images), return the top result |
| .gifr SEARCH | topkek | search for a GIF (using Google Images), return a random result |
| ~im SEARCH | eevee | search for a random image (using what tool?) |
| .im SEARCH | topkek | search for an image (using Google Images), return the top result |
| .ir SEARCH | topkek | search for an image (using Google Images), return a random result |
| ~lastfm | eevee | blurt out what Last.FM believes you're listening to |
| .fm | topkek | blurt out what Last.FM believes you're listening to |
| ~mock NICK | eevee | childishly repeat what they last said |
| !p1 | fishy | utter the first principal of Burning Man. also !p2 !p3 ... !p10 |
| ?poll QUERY? ANS1,ANS2,ANS3,...,DUR | Honk | Collect choices for QUERY over DUR time |
| !quote | fishy | recall what someone said |
| !quote add TEXT | fishy | remember what someone said |
| ?remind WHEN WHAT | Honk | tell future-you a thing |
| .remind WHEN "WHAT" | topkek | tell future-you a thing |
| ?remindp WHEN WHAT | Honk | tell future-you a thing privately |
| ~seen NICK | eevee | has NICK been around lately? |
| ?seen NICK | Honk | has NICK been around lately? |
| ~shrug | eevee | emit an emoji of someone who doesn't know |
| ~tell NICK MESSAGE | eevee | say something when NICK speaks again |
| ?tell NICK MESSAGE | Honk | say something when NICK speaks again |
| .tell NICK MESSAGE | topkek | say something when NICK speaks again |
| ~tu SEARCH | eevee | search Tumblr for a random image |
| ~tw SEARCH | eevee | search Twitter for a random image |
| ?tw SEARCH | Honk | search Twitter for random text |
| .tw SEARCH | topkek | search Twitter for random text, broken since Twitter API is gone |
| ~tarot | eevee | fortunes told |
| ~ud | eevee | look up a slang term (using UrbanDictionary, quality varies wildly) |
| ?wa SEARCH | Honk | bleat a random Wolfram search result |
| .wa SEARCH | topkek | ask WolframAlpha for a response to your query, print it |
| ~weather LOCATION | eevee | how's the weather (uses last LOCATION if omitted) |
| .weather LOCATION | topkek | how's the weather (uses last LOCATION if omitted) |