List of #wetfish bots

Wetfish is racing Google to replace all people with bots.

This page is potentially rather outdated. Please update it if you spot an error!

Bots should respond to hearing "!bots" or ".bots" by announcing their bot-nature, the name of their caretaker, and something about how they are built.

BOT    OWNER    command prefix comments
fishy rachel !          the official housekeeping bot
eevee    goos    -          prefix was '~'
Mozai    Mozai    !          irc client autoresponder
topkek    kate    .          alive for now (2023-06)
gpter    kate    (none)       self-hosted ChatGPT instance


List of commands

command who description
!8ball QUESTION Mozai ask the oracle a yes/no question
-8ball QUESTION eevee ask the oracle a yes/no question
-c MATH STUFF eevee calculator
.c MATH STUFF topkek calculator
-downy eevee emit an emoji of a happy dimwit face
.g SEARCH topkek search for the given term on DuckDuckGo, return top result
-gif TEXT eevee search for a GIF image matching the TEXT
.fm topkek blurt out what Last.FM believes you're listening to
!p1 fishy utter the first principal of Burning Man. also !p2 !p3 ... !p10
!quote fishy recall what someone said
!quote add TEXT fishy remember what someone said
.remind WHEN "WHAT" topkek tell future-you a thing
-seen NICK eevee has NICK been around lately?
-shrug eevee emit an emoji of someone who doesn't know
-tell NICK MESSAGE eevee say something when NICK speaks again
.tell NICK MESSAGE topkek say something when NICK speaks again
-tarot eevee fortunes told
.wa SEARCH topkek ask WolframAlpha for a response to your query, print it

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