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Bots should respond to hearing "!bots" or ".bots" by announcing their bot-nature, the name of their caretaker, and something about how they are built.
| BOT | OWNER | command prefix | comments |
| fishy | rachel | : or ! | the official housekeeping bot |
| eevee | goos | - | prefix was '~' |
| Mozai | Mozai | ! | irc client autoresponder |
| topkek | kate | . | alive for now (2023-06) |
| gpter | kate | (none) | self-hosted ChatGPT instance |
List of commands
| command | who | description |
| !8ball QUESTION | Mozai | ask the oracle a yes/no question |
| -8ball QUESTION | eevee | ask the oracle a yes/no question |
| -c MATH STUFF | eevee | calculator |
| .c MATH STUFF | topkek | calculator |
| .comic N | topkek | create an MS Comic Chat style comic including the last N things said in the room |
| .comicimg URL | topkek | change your representation when you appear in MS Comic Chat |
| !dadjoke | Mozai | fortune cookie subset of dad jokes |
| -downy | eevee | emit an emoji of a happy dimwit face |
| !fortune | Mozai | fortune cookie |
| .g SEARCH | topkek | search for the given term on DuckDuckGo, return top result |
| -gif TEXT | eevee | search for a GIF image matching the TEXT |
| .fm | topkek | blurt out what Last.FM believes you're listening to |
| !humanity | Mozai | play exactly one round of Cards Against Humanity |
| !p1 | fishy | utter the first principal of Burning Man. also !p2 !p3 ... !p10 |
| !quote | fishy | recall what someone said |
| !quote add TEXT | fishy | remember what someone said |
| .remind WHEN "WHAT" | topkek | tell future-you a thing |
| -seen NICK | eevee | has NICK been around lately? |
| -shrug | eevee | emit an emoji of someone who doesn't know |
| -tell NICK MESSAGE | eevee | say something when NICK speaks again |
| .tell NICK MESSAGE | topkek | say something when NICK speaks again |
| -tarot | eevee | fortunes told |
| :topic delete # | fishy | update the channel topic line |
| :topic replace # MESSAGE | fishy | update the channel topic line |
| .wa SEARCH | topkek | ask WolframAlpha for a response to your query, print it |
| !setgreeting TEXT | fishy | set the greeting for when you log into IRC/Matrix |