1. Is the condition of psychosis, usually brought on by sleep deprivation or stimulants.
2. A creature thought to have been burrowing in Stein's crotch.
3. A form of delirium where your peers can no longer understand you.
Examples of a typical conversation when dick ticking:
[03:44] madrunk: garbage
[03:44] madrunk: tomorrow is trash day
[03:44] madrunk: and i already put it all out tonight
[03:44] madrunk: what do i do?
[03:44] madrunk: HUEHUEHUE
[03:45] madsquad: just leave it
[03:45] madsquad: they'll get it in 3 hours
[03:45] madrunk: but
[03:45] madrunk: but
[03:45] madrunk: i'll be passed out by then
[03:45] madrunk: D:
[03:45] madsquad: so? they'll grab it and you wake up without trash
[03:46] madrunk: i wont wake up till like
[03:46] madrunk: 1pm
[03:46] madrunk: when i wake up and find my monsters
[03:46] madrunk: and roll over and turn off my cell phone alarms
[03:47] madsquad: hhow does that affect them taking your trash?
[03:47] madrunk: well
[03:47] madrunk: i took the trash out already
[03:51] mjpv: this is a totally normal thing
[03:51] madsquad: are we being trolled?
[03:51] madrunk: 2 hookers and 3 legit
[03:51] mjpv: the trash men will come and go without you knowing
[03:51] madrunk: so 2 trash
A letter from someone who has dick ticks
Note: Not to be confused or linked to Dick Trunks or Dick Tails