Trees are the nicest people?



History
Trees were invented in early Mesopotamian era and later played an important role in the fall of Babylon.

Patents, citation needed shows how trees were never supposed to be inverted, but studies have shown trees actually can be inverted in just a few simple steps.

1. locate tree(s)
depending on where and when you are this might be the biggest challenge, for example, if you are in a forest, one might say it is easy, but as you travel further away from a forest, the difficulty grows relative to the distance

2. carefully eject tree
remove tree from its habitat, find the axis which is pointing to any star or planet and multiply tree by minus one, the tree should now point away from the star or planet of choice, if it points in any other direction or if it disappeared make sure you are in R^3 and not operating in any other dimension, I probably should have mentioned this from the start

3. fix what you've broken
okay so if the tree somehow ended up transposed all messy, or just gone, just wait like 100 years and a new one will spawn

4. invert the new tree
make sure to plant a new one if u smoke it
and remember kids, being sustainable is incredable

See also:
Forest
Nature
Plants