The Cumpocalypse, Ragnacock, the Battle of Spermageddon. Every culture has their own name for it. Some say it will arrive when the last man cums for the last time. Some say it’s when Jizzus will return to earth for the second cumming. Maybe the Whore of Babylon will fuck away the sins of human kind. It depends on what eschatology you believe in.

If you’ve read the Christian Bible, you know that the rivers will turn white with cum and cum will rain from the sky. A seven headed dragon will emerge from the sea (of cum). Cum, cum, cum, cum, CUM!!

I don’t know what happens in Hinduism. Maybe an eternal cycle of creation and pro-creation? It’s probably racist to say this, but if there are Gods with many arms could there be one with many dicks, cumming all over the place?

One of the few parts that I remember about Snow Crash was a Babylonian story about one of their Gods jizzing on the earth to create the world. Perhaps this is the origin of the flood myth?

No doubt in high school, you learned some Greek mythology. But did they teach you the story of mighty Kratos, who kills all the Gods? It’s not a story your teachers would tell you about. Not a lot of cum jokes to be made about it, but there are some sex mini games: